1. jadelust:

    when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
    image

    (Source: jadelust, via fake-mermaid)

     

  2. hatemarriied:

    oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

    (Source: kazzarole, via fake-mermaid)

     
  3. corgisandboobs:

    officialwhitemom:

    this is the best 30 seconds or so of my life

    ^ Not hyperbole.

    (Source: lovelife, via fake-mermaid)

     
     
  4. spicy-vagina-tacos:

    I have a shirt with this on it

    (Source: ajuicycontridiction)

     
  5. gofurther:

    What do you get when your suds turn scary? A screaming clean Ford. We convinced these passengers to get an innocent car wash-and then dialed up the prank-o-meter to go further. Happy Halloween!

    Watch the full video here.

    Special thanks to Erebus and The Work!

     
  6. rubbermaddox:

    Ilustrations by the incredible Carol Rossetti check her out and follow her here! http://carolrossettidesign.tumblr.com/

    (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     
  7. parkingstrange:

    xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

    sassy-satan666:

    unmutekurloz:

    raspberryskittles:

    dion-thesocialist:

    isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

    yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

    Yes.

    Oh my god

    last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

    (via les-be-real)

     
  8. sarcasticspokesperson:

    I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…

    smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1

    (via winstondoubtfire)

     
  9. meridiandreams:

    One of the BEST lines of the season.

    (Source: tatianamaslnay, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     

  10. "Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love."
    — Unknown (a knot in my throat now)

    (Source: toinfinityandswann, via kriterpie)