1. kanyewesticle:

    i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

    (Source: kanyewesticle, via fake-mermaid)


    1. mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
    2. me: that information is confidential

  2. edgebug:

    instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

    (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

  3. 40514294s:


    Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume


    (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

  5. queentinabelcher:

    Alcohol vs marijuana

    (Source: theoreticaldolphin, via freaksandlights)

  6. (Source: ughjxnna, via freaksandlights)


  7. supersmashthestatebros:

    no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

    (via fake-mermaid)


  8. gameofchrons:

    getting notes on a selfie


    (Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via spicy-vagina-tacos)