1. suzuharatoji:

    please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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  3. shezzablue:

    missmindicarriesbaby5:

    jesseproch:

    emt-monster:

    Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

    I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

    I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

    Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

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  4. pastaronironironi:

    I found my kindergarten notebook

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  5. nicevagina:

    itsfunnytome:

    Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

    I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

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  7. trencly:

    tips on how to properly enter my room:

    1. do not

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  8. ridge:

    nicolezai:

    She got them

    did it on em

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  9. such a great answer (x)

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  10. twerking4sugardaddy:

    you don’t need drugs to have a good time

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